Nov 18, 2011

Occupy Starbucks!

Mike Lester, 11/17/11:
Usually, right-wingers like rugged, self-sufficient outdoorsmen!

This is all part of a fiendish plot on the part of deep-cover Democratic operatives to get Republicans to renounce all they hold dear: first the Occupy Wall Street crowd will move out of cities into rural areas (to make it easier to camp), and then will begin to hunt for food, and then, by slow steps, they'll embrace NASCAR, country music, and casual racism. Right-wing commentators will be forced to take elitist big-city positions just to keep up their scorn for OWS, and, imperceptibly, Republicans will come to demand government-run health care, a living wage, and real bagels with lox.

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