Truth, Justice, and the Fenway

Dick Locher, 6/16/11:

I can't do any better than just to try to describe this cartoon: President Obama is Superman, trapped in a phone booth that is also the economy, and he can only be saved by a little tow-headed Red Sox fan with a wiffle bat.

I'm afraid the details of that symbolism is beyond me, but I do like the way Obama's speech balloon snakes into the booth.

If That's His Wife, Do You Blame Him?

Paul Fell, 6/15/11:

"Sexual Indiscressions" [sic] -- which, oddly, don't seem to require a second person -- only affect men. And those men all apparently inhabit the world of The Lockhorns.

Pomp and Supposedly Amusing Circumstances

Tim Jackson, 6/15/11:

Either this is based on a real incident witnessed by our Mr. Jackson, or -- and this is just a guess -- our Mr. Jackson has finally cracked after a long journalistic career of having to cover other people's tedious commencement ceremonies.

Either way, there's very little political, or even cartoony, about this piece.

A Grisly End

Chuck Asay, 6/8/11:

In Asay-land:
1) There are dedicated elementary-school sex-education teachers, instead of it being a tertiary responsibility of some gym/health teacher to speed through a "your changing body and you" speech on a slow day near the end of the year.

2) Mothers are eager to take complete control of the sex-education of their children, instead of being vaguely embarrassed and happy to keep procrastinating about it, like those of us in the real world.

Railroaded

Steve Breen, 6/13/11:

It's true: high-speed rail is an economic impossibility, and can never be built. Just ask Japan and Europe.

Three Donkeys Walk Into a Bar....

Terry Wise, 6/11/11:

One: It's "Whoop! There it is."

Two: Is that supposed to be a joke? I don't mean the cartoon itself -- that clearly isn't -- but what the donkeys are telling each other. And, if so, is the punch line based on the fact that Palin has greater cleavage than the other women? (And does she? I have to admit I've never made a particular study of the comparitive breast sizes of major politicians.)

Three: Is Wise's point that Democrats are hypocrites for calling Palin stupid, bcause Napolitano and Clinton have made equally ignorant regular public statements? And, if so, what is he talking about? Actually, if not, what is he talking about?

The Weed of Crime Bears Bitter Vegetables

Adam Zyglis, 6/12/11:

Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot, and nothing repels them more quickly than...newly-mown grass!!!!

Seriously, if the worst thing going on in your town is that some vacant lots have tall weeds, I think you'd want to keep that quiet, to keep the rest of us from piling on.

The Creative Destruction of Capitalism

Lisa Benson, 6/11/11:

Actually, in California as in every other US state, sales taxes are owed on all purchases -- merchants collect those taxes on local purchases, and currently aren't required to do so on some mail-order, phone and Internet transactions, but consumers are actually required to pay those taxes to their state governments every year.

(They don't, of course, but they're all breaking the law currently.)

And the old exemption from collecting taxes was entirely based on the fact that it would be too cumbersome and unwieldy to do so...which no longer carries much weight, in a world in which many on-line retailers (Wal-Mart, Amazon's store for Target) already collect tax nationwide.

I'm Not Dead! I'm Getting Better!

Editorial Explanations has been quiet lately, for unavoidable reasons related to my professional life -- namely, that I'm in the middle of a two-week business trip -- but I am playing catch-up today.

To avoid a flood of week-old cartoons, all dated today, I'm sticking the oldies on the days they were originally published and marking them all "Backfill."

Service may be spotty for the next four or five days, but should return to normal for the second half of June and forward. Your forebearance during this time of great national trial is greatly appreciated.

Late, Lame, and Ludicrous

Bob Gorrell, 6/8/11:

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: the lamest excuse for a "Weiner-gate" cartoon yet, in which Gorrell doesn't even try to caricature our big-nosed protagonist.

Instead, J. Random Gorrell-Man smirks while taking a photo of his fully clothed junk, for no aparrent reason. (And, looking more closely at the cartoon, I think the camera lens is actually pointed away from the guy.

Merry Pranksters?

Joe Heller, 6/8/11:

Um, Heller, you do know that "herstory" is an actual thing, right? And that it's from the end of the political spectrum as far from Sarah Palin as it's possible to get?

I Was Expecting a Lemming Reference

Daryl Cagle, 6/7/11:

It is entirely possibly that there's some fact about salmon, known to everyone but me, which would render this cartoon explicable. I freely admit that.

I hope someone will now tell me what that fact is, because otherwise this just looks like a bizarre collision of two ideas to me.

Balloon Drop

Joe Heller, 6/6/11:

So we should remove the moral debt ceiling, so that the morally dubious politicians can...float away?

So morality keeps bad people closer to us, and we should instead remove morality, so they can go on and do what they want, further away from us?

I'm not sure if I can explain the metaphor in this cartoon at all...and I'm not sure if Heller could, either.

The Only Caucasian Landscapers Known To Man

Dick Locher, 6/6/11:

Locher has the best metaphors in the business -- at least for my purposes. For example, in this case, he seems to be arguing that the grass (the government budget? the economy?) would benefit more from a strong program of bulldozing and/or strong poison.

And when you're saying that healthy, green, growing things are the problem...well, that's a sign you may want to rethink your metaphor just slightly.

Hours of Toil and Drudgery

Terry Wise, 6/6/11:

Yes! Let's honor Sarah Palin for her tremendous work ethic! Why, she served more than half of her elected term as governor of Alaska! And it's really, really hard to go on TV and talk about things off the top of your head, too!

And don't get me started about the workload involved in reality TV -- the woman is a rock!

(And is there anyone actually saying that Palin is "stupid"? She's chronically ill-prepared, certainly, and has shown little interest in acquainting herself with actual facts, but "badly informed" isn't the same thing as "dumb.")

Update, mere moments later: I stand corrected; people are calling Palin stupid. (That may be shorthand, but it's still inappropriate.)

(Ed Hall, 6/6/11)

Sweeping Generalization Theater Presents

David Cohen, 6/4/11:

Every war in history has been a failure.

Would someone please inform Scipio, Attila, and Churchhill?

Red Cars Are Dangerous

Cartoons by Garry Markstein, John R. Rose, and John Cole:

Plus five points for not doing a Grim Reaper "can you hear me now" cartoon, like four or five other cartoonists I could name.

Minus fifteen, though, for doing the same cartoon as each other, down to the color of the car.

Paging Johnny Carson

Nick Anderson, 6/3/11:

Is that the fabled "bluebird of happiness"? And is it about to fly up Rep. Weiner's nose? Or is it just going to continue to perch upon his, well, "little Rep. Weiner"?

All Quiet on Several Fronts

Ted Rall, 6/3/11:

A random Hitler comparison: the first, or last, refuge of a cartoonist facing a deadline? Discuss.

Also, what the hell?

None Shall Pass

Ken Catalino, 6/1/11:

Note that "raising government revenue" -- even to the levels of ten years ago -- isn't even an option; it's utterly unthinkable for Catalino. (Though not for actual Democrats in the real world.)

And how is "debt ceiling" a weapon against debt in the first place?

March of the Mutants

Chris Britt, 6/2/11:

C'mon, what they say is utterly unbelievable! Haven't you seen the millions of people suffering from brain cancer from cell phones! They're all over the place, aren't they?

Death Has an Awesome Ringtone

Scott Stantis, 6/1/11:

After long, rigorous meta-analyses of many studies that individually found no strong link between cellular phones and brain cancer, researchers have now, finally, possibly, found what may be a slight increase in the incidence of those cancers in some very few users.

[FX: crickets]

Sigh.

OK. AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! CELLPHONES CAUSE CANCER!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy now, cartoonists of America?

How Does Your Garden Grow?

Robert Unell, 5/31/11:

Are our memories really all that short? (OK, we all know that politicians can't remember anything since the last election, but surely cartoonists can recall the late '90s?)

The real lesson, for actual adults, is that trying to pay for two wars and a major expansion of Medicare (Part D; look it up) while slashing government spending, as a certain recent administration did, is not going to bring the government's books closer to balance.

Old McDonald's Beauty Shoppe

Terry Wise, 5/28/11:

Now, hold on a second -- this cartoon isn't necessarily racist. It could be merely insane.

And googling "Oprah cheeseburger" doesn't help clear it up as much as one might hope.

Any plausible theories can be aired in comments -- or, hell, bizarre half-baked ones would work just as well.

When I Was a Boy...

Randy Bish, 5/31/11:

Well, yeah. Forty-four years later, you're not going to look all that good on a swing, are you?

Editorial cartoons: taking a principled stand for the obvious for two centuries.