Give Guns to Those Evil Unionized Teachers Now!

Terry Wise, 12/27/12:

Clearly, our current policy of "no guns in schools" is not working, since there have been shootings in schools, so we must obviously change to a policy of "as many guns as possible in schools."

One can also extend this logic to the war on drugs, the war on terrorism, the war on poverty, and any other not-utterly-eradicated societal ills one cares to think of -- instead of trying to get rid of something, let's create as much of it as possible!