May 9, 2012

Here Come the Grooms

Clay Bennett, 5/8/12:
Yes, Democrats like same-sex marriage, and Republicans hate it.

Tune in tomorrow for another sizzling insight in Bennett's "Duh!" series, where you'll learn that Democrats are more fond than Republicans of social spending, and that Republicans really, really like throwing money at the military. Future installments will similarly take a searing look at the national debt (GOP: Hate it!), abortion (GOP: Hate it!), global warming (GOP: Hate it!), the French (GOP: Hate it!) and many other things the modern Republican party can't stand.

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