May 3, 2013

Push Polling

Mike Lester, 5/2/13:
The rest of the survey, revealed!

Q2: Do you think criminals who commit murder will stop if you ask them nicely?

Q3: Do you think criminals who steal cars will be deterred by a stern talking-to?

Q4: Do you think criminals who build risky financial derivatives and crash the economy to make billions for themselves will submit to self-regulation if Ben Bernanke looks at them with a scowl?

Q5: Do you think it makes sense to have any criminal laws whatsoever, since criminals are always, by definition, breaking them?

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