Jan 20, 2012

Religious Duties

Chuck Asay, 1/19/12:
And Jesus said unto them, "If the teacher in thine religious school become sick, and fall unto sleep in the classroom, then shalt you cast her out, yea, even without a penny. And thou shalt fight, even unto the highest court in the land, your right to cast her out. For thou are the Hosanna-Tabor Evangelical Lutheran Church and School, and you shall do as thou damn well please."

And the woman asked him, "Teacher, should not we succor the sick?"

And Jesus spat on the ground, saying "My children, do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law."

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