Showing posts with label Chan Lowe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chan Lowe. Show all posts

Mar 11, 2013

Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Hungry....

Chan Lowe, 3/8/13:
Americans, being one of the poorest nations in the world, are used to relying on aid from foreign oil-rich governments to heat their homes.

Jan 31, 2013

And This One Is For Bravery, And This One Is For Me

Chan Lowe, 1/30/13:
When you're not sure what to do in any situation, ask yourself: what course of action will keep the flow of sweet, sweet corporate cash flowing?

Then do that.

Dec 26, 2012

Up Yours, Darwin!

Chan Lowe, 12/25/12:
Magic -- as codified in the hegemonic religion in your particular area -- is superior and preferable to science based on painstaking human intelligence and observation.

Jan 30, 2012

Wet Work on the Hill

Chan Lowe, 1/27/12:
The only hope our government has is if the President calls on his highly-trained killers and has them liquidate the opposition in Congress.

May 23, 2011

Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged

Chan Lowe, 5/21/11:
It's not every day that a news event allows a cartoonist to slip in a double entendre like that into a family paper. (Extra points for the doubling on both "judgment" and "raptured.")

I wonder if Harold Camping has quite realized yet that his major contribution to the world will be as a punchline?

Apr 27, 2011

A Little Rebellion Now and Then Is a Good Thing

Chan Lowe, 4/26/11:
Actually, the Price Regent (who wasn't called that yet, anyway, because he wasn't that yet) didn't get married to Maria Fitzherbert until 1785; he would turn fourteen years old in the summer of 1776.

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Mar 9, 2011

The Ol' Standard

Chan Lowe, 3/8/11:
Gas prices are set directly by whichever swarthy despot we like least at the moment -- see Chavez, two years ago, and Mubarak, about a month ago -- and not by a complex web of poorly-regulated commodity traders and bloated multinational energy companies.

Mar 3, 2011

Not Fueling Anyone

Chan Lowe, 3/2/11:
News flash: energy comes from somewhere, and is not magically created by pixies.

Also, your parents had sex at least once -- and they probably enjoyed it, too.

Feb 9, 2011

Chan Lowe: 2/9/11

Chan Lowe, 2/9/11:
Liberals are all secretly masochists, and crave the scorning attention of their enemies. Also, they wear fabulous purple outfits.