Swat Mor Bugs?

J.D. Crowe, 8/3/12:

Only the watchful eye of the Giant Chik-fil-A Chicken can save American from the oncoming horde of Culture Wars Mosquitoes!

...the hell?!

Paging Francis Fukuyama

J.D. Crowe, 12/16/11:

Premise: The soldier is handing over "Iraq" -- the entire country -- to Father Time, implying that the US has done all it can to end history there.

Stipulated: History is the record of what human beings do.

Conclusion: The US did its best to kill every person in Iraq, and is leaving now that it has ended several thousand years of local history.

Crowe didn't mean to say that...did he?

He's Got His Magic Shoes On

J.D. Crowe, 11/16/11:

The Republicans dream candidate: dumb, easily led, and entirely fictional.

(Unless they mean Nathan Bedford Forrest, who might actually be right-wing enough to satisfy the Tea Party.)