I Will Never Be Good...and That's Not Bad

Tim Jackson, 2/27/13:

So...the GOP is "gonna wreck" the spending cuts? Or maybe the sequester itself?

Does that make any sense at all? Or did Jackson just get so caught up in his metaphor that he forgot Ralph was the hero of that movie?

Only CHINESE Restaurants Are Supposed to Be Open on Xmas!

Tim Jackson, 12/21/12:

Businesses should be forced to follow the most restrictive rules of the local hegemonic religion.

Sihouette of Jesus Theater Presents

Tim Jackson, 12/19/12:

The key to keeping our kids safe? Gaudy holiday decorations!

Pomp and Supposedly Amusing Circumstances

Tim Jackson, 6/15/11:

Either this is based on a real incident witnessed by our Mr. Jackson, or -- and this is just a guess -- our Mr. Jackson has finally cracked after a long journalistic career of having to cover other people's tedious commencement ceremonies.

Either way, there's very little political, or even cartoony, about this piece.

Cote de Sang

Tim Jackson, 4/4/11:

There's a bloody civil war going on in the Ivory Coast that the Western media isn't pay much attention to -- probably because the locals are even darker-skinned, and have vastly less oil, than the more fashionable revolutions to their north.