Showing posts with label Paul Zanetti. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paul Zanetti. Show all posts

Oct 28, 2011

One Leak Will Sink a Ship

Paul Zanetti, 10/26/11:
Wikileaks is running out of money, you may have heard, primarily because the US government pressured US banks to stop processing transactions for it, which cut off 95% of its income stream.

Meanwhile, in Zanetti's native Australia, computers run on blood money -- akin to the magic black smoke we know about up here; let it out and the computers stop working -- and so that's what he assumes must have happened in this case.

Jun 27, 2011

Aussie Drive-Thru

Paul Zanetti, 6/24/11:
"Welcome to Zanetti's, may I take your order?"

"Yes, I'd like a large order of All Those People Look Alike, with a side of Why Are They In My Country and a tall If They Can't Assimilate, to go."