Shouting "Gay Marriage!" in a Crowded Fast-Food Joint

Tom Stiglich, 7/27/12:

"Free speech" must necessarily include the power to stop other people from treating you differently or refusing to do business with you because of the things you say.


Therefore, we are all required to buy a Chik-fil-a sandwich at least once a week, or whenever Dan Cathy opens his mouth, whichever comes first.

Tickle Monster No More

Tom Stiglich, 6/26/12:

Yes, Jerry Sandusky was the only child molester in the whole wide world, and, now that he's been convicted, we can rest easy that no children will ever be hurt, ever again.

Out of His Weight Class

Tom Stiglich, 9/30/11:

Because what conservative Republicans really want is a pro-immigration, pro-gun control, Northeastern semi-moderate who appointed a Muslim judge recently.

You know, it's like they have no idea what people stand for, and are just going on random whim!

In the Passing Lane

Tom Stiglich, 8/16/11:

What, exactly, is the blue car supposed to represent?

(Canada, maybe?)