Juxtaposition

Tony Auth, 12/27/13:

Yay! Three guys are totally not responsible for the scandalous sexual abuse of children that happened under their power!

Jesus would completely celebrate that, right?

Not Bird Nor Plane Nor Even Frog

Tony Auth, 1/22/13:

Presidents with a strongly adversarial opposition in control of the House, and who won't be running for anything ever again, have lots and lots of power, and can do everything they want!

In other news, liberals are still delusional.

Where's Asta?

Tony Auth, 1/2/13:

The deal to fix the "fiscal cliff" only raised income tax rates for people making over $400k -- not $200k as Obama had wanted -- and so the people making over $1 million a year are laughing at him.


...because their taxes still went up?

They're Biting Today!

Tony Auth, 12/12/12:

You can pay for something once, and then use it forever without ever needing to pay anything more -- like roads, and parks, and your daily salary.

Therefore, if you've ever paid for something, in any way, just take it now -- airline tickets, cars, restaurant food. You've already paid for it!

Open Marriage Mitt, Take One

Ed Stein, 1/21/12:

and...
Tony Auth, 1/22/12:

Is the elephant in the middle, or over to one side? Is she more hangdog or battleaxe? Oh, the artistic possibilities!