She Isn't Quite Herself Today

Paul Berge, 8/21/13:

If you're opposed to gay marriage, it must be because you're a psychotic murderer with multiple personalities.

Gotta be.

Penny Ante

Paul Berge, 7/24/13:

Because nothing says wholesome Christian family values like child soldiers committing genocide.

(Nothing against Berge, who's just reporting here.)

Obscure Slam of the Week

Paul Berge, 7/5/13:

For the 85%+ of you who haven't memorized the New Testament, I looked it up for you:

See what large letters I use as I write to you with my own hand!

(NIV)

I.e.: Christians are self-aggrandizing types primarily concerned with performing their own piety rather than actually doing good works or otherwise making the world better.

Prepare for a Wave of Latino Stereotypes

Paul Berge, 3/14/13:

Hey! Did'ja hear that the new Pope is Hispanic?!

I suppose we should be happy that Berge merely implied that Francis has a scandalous weakness for the ladies rather than putting him in a floppy hat and sombrero....

Of Course, Some People Do Go Both Ways

Paul Berge, 1/9/13:

Now, Berge isn't saying that lesbians are sluts...wait, no, actually I'm pretty sure he is.

And I'm sure the libertarians will soon rise up to protest this heinous abrogation of a sacred contract, right?

Bah, Humbug!

Paul Berge, 12/12/12:

So the Supreme Court granted certiorari in two cases regarding same-sex marriage in early December, which will lead to oral arguments in March 2013 and a ruling probably in June.

So obviously this means that the Supreme Court is made up of Christmas caricatures, because what the hell?!

This is possibly the most egregious, and least connected, version of Two Things Make a Cartoon yet.

King Solomon Had 700 of 'em!

Paul Berge, 5/2/12:

One wife? Oh, Paul, Paul, you're really not up on your Old Testament:

If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
  (Exodus 21:10, in the almighty King James translation)

 There's no theoretical limit to wives; if he can support them in the manner to which they're accustomed, he can have as many as he wants.

Therefore the proposed North Carolina law is deeply unbiblical.

A Typical Case of American Blind Justice

Paul Berge, 2/15/12:

Your guess is as good as mine: there's not even enough to Google from here.

Some woman with an "M" in her name, some place where Berge's cartoons appear, is against something, and the courts have ruled against her, possibly repeatedly.

The Taxonomy of the America Homosexual

Paul Berge, 7/27/11:

Aparrently, "the kind who was worked to death by an oppressive government for insisting on his rights" is not an answer Berge is prepared to give to that very pertinent question.

Pity, that.

Dr. Seuss Day Was LAST Month!

Paul Berge, 4/6/11:

Most of us are focusing what little attention we can spare for the goings-on of Congressmen on the ongoing budget battle, which threatens to "shut down the government." (Spoiler! Most of the government, including the most important bits, will not be shut down.)

Berge, on the other hand, seems to think the Employment Non-Discrimination Act has a prayer of passing in the currently, heavily right-wing Republican, Congress. It must be nice to be so optimistic.

You Can Dress Them Up...

Paul Berge, 2/23/11:

There are some contests that machines will never win.

...or will they?