Amend Your Ways and Your Doings (Jeremiah 8:20)

John Darkow, 7/11/12:

Climate change is not man-made; it's God's holy wrath on mankind for pollution.

Or maybe for putting polar bears in zoos?

In any case, the fire and brimstone will begin...now!

He's Moderately Neato

John Darkow, 6/11/12:

Sure, the private sector has added 4.3 million jobs over the past 27 months, but that's certainly not "doing fine."

Why, all of those new jobs went to people who expect salaries -- and some of them even get benefits! How can capitalism continue if they actually have to pay people to work?

(The public sector, on the other hand, has lost about 550,000 jobs over the same period -- which means that it's doing just peachy, since the whole point is to drown the government in the bathtub and move into America's rule-by-armed-warlords period.)

I Spy With My CBS Eye

Robert Ariail, 4/9/12:

It's always a great day in editorial-cartoon-land when a famous person dies: you've got your choice of Single Tear or Saint Peter cartoons, and you can be even duller and more sentimental than usual.

For the Saint Peter cartoons, see David Fitzsimmons (4/9):

and John Darkow (4/9):

and Jimmy Margulies (4/9):

and Milt Priggee (4/9):

(A few others had Satan or a God-like figure trembling at Wallace's coming, which is still cliched and dull, but at least is better than these absolutely bog-standard entries.)