Are You Ready for Some Double Standards?

Chris Britt, 10/13/11:

Remember, no one on the left -- and certainly no singers -- ever compared a Republican president to Hitler.

No, No, a thousand times no; they're much too civilized and nice for that.

What Good Is Money If It Can't Inspire Terror In Your Fellow Man?

Chris Britt, 7/15/11:

For a cartoonist working in a town named Springfield, having a guy who runs a power plant grabbing money and actually named "Burns" has got to be the biggest gimmie in the world.

And Britt, feeling the wind at his back, takes full advantage of the opportunity.

Shall Not Perish From My Plate

Chris Britt, 7/11/11:

This might not exactly be reason for rejoicing or anything, but I seem to recall that there are currently fifty states, so Illinois, at the 23rd fattest, is right in the middle of the pack.

But don't let that get in the way of a good Fat Abe joke or anything.

March of the Mutants

Chris Britt, 6/2/11:

C'mon, what they say is utterly unbelievable! Haven't you seen the millions of people suffering from brain cancer from cell phones! They're all over the place, aren't they?

Dead on Arrival

Chris Britt, 4/29/11:

For any foreign readers -- and those of us in the relatively less corrupt and badly-run of the United States (which is, for nearly all of us, "my state," and, in that, we are wrong) -- please know that this is only a very slight exaggeration; there are indeed places where one must run in a contested, politicized election to get the job of coroner.

I'm shuddering right now.

Featherbedding On the Job

Chris Britt, 4/19/11:

Air-traffic controllers fall asleep at work because they're shiftless, lazy layabouts who just need a good thrashing now and then, like The Gipper would have done!

It has absolutely nothing to do with the problems of night shifts in general -- not at all!

Wait! Don't Answer Yet!

Chris Britt, 3/7/11:

It's only March, in an off-year, and Springfield, Illinois is saddled with a major political campaign. Isn't that cruel and unusual punishment?

Today's Best-Labeled Cartoon

Chris Britt, 2/15/11:

These gentlemen are bored, since all of the fall hunting seasons are over and they can't go after turkey until April. Also, one might suspect that Britt is not entirely in favor of personal firearm ownership.