Don't Be a Stupid, Be a Smarty!

Taylor Jones, 10/27/13:

Those crazy Germans are all Nazis, anyway -- you don't need to care what they say!

And since the media can only focus on one aspect of a story, there's the whole "wiretapping on world leaders" thing wrapped up and disposed of.

Chihuahua Delenda Est

Taylor Jones, 10/14/11:

Screw a wall, what we really need to keep the Mexicans on their side of the border is a phalanx of Hannibal-quality war elephants!

Budget Bulimia

Taylor Jones, 7/28/11:

Obama and Boehner are discretely vomiting directly behind each other, and if you think I'm going to spend one second more trying to work out how cooperative vomiting is a metaphor for the debt ceiling crisis, you've got another think coming.

Sweet Georgia Brown!

Taylor Jones, 7/7/11
The US is handing over all responsibility for the entire rest of the world -- which, of course, it had up to now -- to China.

That is, unless the fact that Obama is dressed in a Harlem Globetrotters uniform means anything!

Check Out that Mote in HER Eye!

Taylor Jones, 3/8/11:

According to ex-Governor and current talking head Mike Huckabee, not all pre-marriage pregnancies by young celebrities are equal -- bad actresses are much more godly.

Cavorting in the Sand

Taylor Jones, 2/24/11:

Yes, that is an actual Russ Limbaugh quote. But it doesn't excuse that horrible, horrible picture, which now none of us will forget to the end of our days.

And what first lady did look like a swimsuit model, anyway? Mamie Eisenhower?

The No-Pinhead Zone

Taylor Jones, 2/15/11:

Bill O'Reilly has a freakishly small head. No, really! If you ever saw him in real life, you would be shocked and appalled. They use special cameras to make him appear normal on TV.