The Cycle of Stupid

Ed Hall, 2/26/13:

If only there were some kind of alternative to a society of people all commuting individually in inefficient automobiles -- some kind of mass transit to move large numbers of people at once!

Sadly, such a thing is only a dream.

Things Known, Things Unknown, & In Between

Ed Hall, 1/24/13:

...and the shocking lack of security at the White House it is!

Warning Signs

Ed Hall, 12/19/12:

Sure, 99% of loners and gun owners have never committed a crime -- yet!

But that's no reason not to lock them up, just to be sure!

Zero tolerance for nerds!

Shovel Ready

Ed Hall, 10/18/11:

The real problem with America today is that there are lots of jobs going begging -- particularly in the always-booming construction industries!

Forget 9%+ unemployment, and 27% underemployment, because there's houses and retail space to be built!

(One wishes one knew what Hall was smoking, because it must be really good shit.)

Dr. StrangeBob

Ed Hall, 9/14/11:

It was recently in the news that a scientific study found that young children (but not slightly older children) scored slightly worse on intelligence measure after watching an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants.

That clearly has something to do with this cartoon -- and the execution imagery may owe something to Texas Governor Rick Perry -- but I'm at a loss to explain exactly what....

Please, Sir, I Want Some More

Ed Hall, 4/8/11:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but, when it comes to Tea Party opinions towards...oh, just about anything having to do with government, isn't their answer a very loud "less!"?

Our Nightmarish Future, Once Again

Ed Hall, 3/22/11:

Nuclear power actually works by harnessing powerful spirits from the netherworld, which will be loosed to feast on the souls of the few doomed survivors when the Statue of Liberty is toppled by the inevitable ape takeover of the world.

Or something like that. Just run around in circles, throw your hands up in the year, and scream "DOOOOOOOM!!!!" as loud as you can, and Hall will be satisfied.

Pillow Talk

Ed Hall, 3/9/11:

There's no possible way that the US could survive if gas goes over $100 a barrel. That's why we all died on January 2nd, 2008.

Mob Rule

Ed Hall, 2/18/11:

When reporters are brutally beaten and sexually assaulted, it's their own fault.

The Exuberance of Youth

Ed Hall, 2/12/11:

If Mubarak had just put a few more people on the payroll, he would have still be fine.