Or, perhaps, Rogers is demanding an eternal flame for every single American ever shot by a gun, which would be a lot of fire.
Showing posts with label Rob Rogers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rob Rogers. Show all posts
Nov 20, 2013
A Single Death Is a Tragedy, a Million Deaths Is a Statistic
Rob Rogers, 11/18/13:
Every thing with three initials is directly comparable to every other thing with three initials, no matter what.
Or, perhaps, Rogers is demanding an eternal flame for every single American ever shot by a gun, which would be a lot of fire.
Or, perhaps, Rogers is demanding an eternal flame for every single American ever shot by a gun, which would be a lot of fire.
Jun 17, 2013
Someone Else Should Go and Stop That!
Rob Rogers, 6/14/13:
Postulate: The US is required to intervene militarily in any countries where more than a handful of people are killed unnecessarily.
Fact: In 2010, 30,000 Americans were killed by guns.
Conclusion: America must invade the USA!
Fact: In 2010, 30,000 Americans were killed by guns.
Conclusion: America must invade the USA!
Mar 6, 2013
Merely a Flesh Wound!
Rob Rogers, 3/5/13:
The circa-3% cuts demanded by the sequester have cut America in half!
Are the two halves the "blue states" that send more money to DC than they get back (and so will do OK) and the "red states" (whose representatives mostly caused this problem) who usually get more than they give, and who will be in more trouble the longer this goes on?
Or is this just a cheap metaphor? (I know how I'm betting!)
Are the two halves the "blue states" that send more money to DC than they get back (and so will do OK) and the "red states" (whose representatives mostly caused this problem) who usually get more than they give, and who will be in more trouble the longer this goes on?
Or is this just a cheap metaphor? (I know how I'm betting!)
Apr 27, 2012
What Money Can't Buy, I Don't Need
Rob Rogers, 4/26/12:
...because, if you let the student loan rates go back up, you'll magically have more money to put in your 401(k)s and pay for your mortgages, because the super-special Job Creators will have made everything better?
No, seriously: is Rogers really trying to say that the students will be financially better off if their loan rates are higher? Or is his point that everything is going to suck, anyway, so we might as well soak the kids while we can?
No, seriously: is Rogers really trying to say that the students will be financially better off if their loan rates are higher? Or is his point that everything is going to suck, anyway, so we might as well soak the kids while we can?
Feb 22, 2012
Hose Her Down If She Gets Distressed
Rob Rogers, 2/21/12:
Now, this is purely misrepresenting Santorum's views on women, and it's really unfair.
Santorum certainly does not think women should be locked into cages on the roofs of cars -- they'd have to be let out of the house to do that!
Santorum certainly does not think women should be locked into cages on the roofs of cars -- they'd have to be let out of the house to do that!
Apr 25, 2011
All Hail the Sacred Egg!
Rob Rogers, 4/23/11:
I really don't want to be thinking about that geezer's "sacred egg" right now, thank you very much.
And doesn't "sacred egg" sound like the tenet of some strange new schismatic Christian sect? (Perhaps they will then schism themselves, into Bigendians and Littlendians.)
And doesn't "sacred egg" sound like the tenet of some strange new schismatic Christian sect? (Perhaps they will then schism themselves, into Bigendians and Littlendians.)
Apr 19, 2011
Honey, I Shrunk the Baseball!
Rob Rogers, 4/17/11:
Hey, look! A reference to steroid-induced testicular atrophy! Good thing no one under twenty reads newspapers anymore, so you don't have to explain this to Little Timmy!
Feb 25, 2011
Somebody Is Cuckoo Here
Rob Rogers, 2/25/11:
Rogers is under the impression that Gadaffi's Libya, which has been vehemently anti-American for over forty years now, is our ally.
Feb 18, 2011
Don't Have a Cow, Man!
Rob Rogers, 2/17/11:
The lunatic fringe will believe any-damn-thing you tell them. The less sense it makes, the better.
Feb 6, 2011
Rob Rogers: 2/6/11
Rob Rogers, 2/6/11:
The success of the Egyptian demonstrations is entirely due to Twitter, and not to the fact that hundreds of thousands of people are in the streets demonstrating. Also, it was completely impossible to organize large demonstrations before social media.
The success of the Egyptian demonstrations is entirely due to Twitter, and not to the fact that hundreds of thousands of people are in the streets demonstrating. Also, it was completely impossible to organize large demonstrations before social media.
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