Showing posts with label Jeff Parker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jeff Parker. Show all posts

Nov 11, 2011

Apparently, Fishing Requires Expensive Foreign Wars

Jeff Parker, 11/10/11:
...but you'd better find one at least 70 years old, since everyone after that fought to keep half of Korea non-Commie, or to fail to keep half of Vietnam non-Commie, or just invade various mountainous and/or dust-swept lands that weren't in any position to make the USA non-free in the first place.

Nov 3, 2011

Oliver Twist Has Asked for MORE!

Jeff Parker, 11/1/11:
Those brown people just aren't dying fast enough! Don't they known it's only the ecological thing to do?

(Also see pretty much every other "Oh, Gosh, there are now 7 Billion of us" cartoons, none of which address who is actually using most of those resources.)

May 20, 2011

Bugging Out

Jeff Parker, 5/17/11:
This joke will only make sense to people who are currently in Florida, or have been there in the past month. But, trust us, it is funny. And those damn bugs are everywhere.

Feb 13, 2011

Speak Softly and Carry a...

Jeff Parker, 2/11/11:
Just wait until you see what comes out the other end of that dog!