But Can He Tell It From His Ass?

Steve Greenberg, 2/7/13:

When you force an organization to pre-pay its retirement health care for decades ahead, and also forbid it by law from making a consistent profit, it is astonishing when its budget doesn't balance.

Gosh! Must be time to privatize!

Big or Small: Save Them All

Steve Greenberg, 10/7/12:

This argument, of course, applies just as well to testicular cancer.

And a stronger version of this argument would apply to cancer of any body part that both sexes have equally: lung, liver, colon, bone, brain, spleen, blood, skin.

But, hey, Greenberg wanted to draw boobies today, and he found a politically-correct reason to do so, so good for him.

Any Questions?

Steve Greenberg, 9/19/12:

Anyone who likes to drink, smoke, or check out "artistic" dancing women had better vote Republican.


Also, if you like your pickup -- or any car other than a Prius.

And I see that the Democrats have also once again forgotten to put the word "God" in their platform.

Greenberg certainly makes a compelling case....

Other Cultural Groups, On the Other Hand, Avoid Teaching Children Anything

Steve Greenberg, 8/21/12:

Those people are completely brainwashed and unable to be reasoned with, so we might as well just kill them all.

Note that "those people" could be used quite indiscriminately here.

Would You Let Him Be Your Kindergarten Cop Now?

Steve Greenberg, 5/19/11:

Another bland Shwarzenegger cartoon.

Yes, everybody remembers The Terminator. (At least, everyone who's the age of the average political cartoonist.) But plenty of people also remember movies with such cartoon-friendly titles as Predator, Twins, and (ahem) True Lies.

C'mon, folks, this is a famous guy with a secret ten-year-old child -- this is red meat here, and you're completely fumbling it.

Those Who Don't Remember the Past Are Free to Make Up Any Stories They Want

Steve Greenberg, 3/25/11:

Greenberg is ridiculously optimistic if he thinks any Republican legislators will read past the word "immigrant."

You Wouldn't Like Him When He's Angry

Steve Greenberg, 3/10/11:

The Tea Party is entirely an astroturf "movement" funded, aimed, and exploited by the evil faceless corporate overlords of America.

Also, the same thing, only with "Democrats" and "union bosses."

(And why do "Corporate Interests" have green skin and a block-shaped head? Is that supposed to evoke a wad of cash?)

Well-Labeled Cartoon of the Week

Steve Greenberg, 2/23/11:

I don't have to say anything -- Greenberg has laid it all out, and labeled every bit of it. But you have to appreciate that old-school barrel of dynamite; you almost expect Wile E. Coyote to come bursting out of that door, his tail on fire, in a follow-up panel.