Jun 2, 2011

Death Has an Awesome Ringtone

Scott Stantis, 6/1/11:
After long, rigorous meta-analyses of many studies that individually found no strong link between cellular phones and brain cancer, researchers have now, finally, possibly, found what may be a slight increase in the incidence of those cancers in some very few users.

[FX: crickets]

Sigh.

OK. AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! CELLPHONES CAUSE CANCER!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy now, cartoonists of America?
Posted by Andrew Wheeler at 8:00 AM
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Please remember that the purpose of Editorial Explanations is to explain and to expand knowledge, rather than to engage in any partisan bickering. All cartoonists are completely correct, in their own worlds.

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