Too Poor to Protest

Graeme Mackay, 10/18/11:

You might think that Occupy Wall Street is an amorphous, leaderless movement, and that new protests are popping up because the people in those places have similar complaints and demand to have their voices hear.

If you do think that, it must be because you've been brainwashed by the "lamestream" media! OWS is actually a fiendish cabal, entirely controlled by shadowy figures, just off-panel here, who are rolling it out worldwide as part of a diabolical (but deeply murky) plan to do something-or-other.

Or am I thinking of the Tea Party and the Koch brothers?